Sunday, September 26, 2010

DrunkOh! me head

Saturday, September 25, 2010

 Let the bells  throughout the land ring out
we have a new Leader of the Labour party
congratulations to Edd Miliband.

 Alex keeps the cash

Ole alex has decided to trouser the dosh from Westminster
contaray to  what he said earlier(same as he always does)

Alex Salmond has announced he is pocketing half a £65,000 pay-off he has claimed from the taxpayer to help him adjust to life outside the House of Commons.

Mind seeing as his political career is
running towards the end he needs to
put some dosh aside...........

The End Of Alex Salmond

Friday, September 24, 2010

Tomorrow 25th September we elect
a new leader for the British peoples

He is our Great Leader
The Great Leader

We also have our Scottish Labour Leader
(and next First Minister)
Our Dear Leader

The Dear Leader

The British peoples are fortunate to have both
the Great Leader to destroy the Disastrous Duo
Cameron and Clegg

And the Dear leader of Scotland to destroy
the Evil Alex Salmond

The Return to Labour begins

(brownlie shut your mouth)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

On the Logic of woman (or not)

Mrs Ms sister says to me the other day

she Reckons Adrian is Gay 
whys that? i asks
she says -well  when i was in Marks and spencer
i saw Adrian with another man
(me ears pricks up yeah i says all interested)
and what i says - well she says they were shopping

and what happened i says
(imagining Adrian was caught rimming hin over the cheese counter)

they were shopping together sis in law says..
Thats it is is i says....

so let recap Adrian does into Mark and spencer
with another man
ergo-He is gay
WTF next

thats what i believe anyway she says

Mrs M says to me
(two bulbs have gone in the kitchen ceiling)
Its a bit dark where those Bulbs have gone
(i am getting some tomorrow)

 in reply
I says loudly! madly! even
You what there is sixteen Bulbs
in that ceiling how can it be dark???
with 14 recessed lights shining  like
light house beams
I mean how can it be Frigging dark

welcome to my life

Sunday, September 19, 2010


And join the Labour party

says nick Clegg

The Labour Party says

Ta! Very Much

David Miliband pledged last night to win 10,000 Liberal Democrat supporters over to Labour within months

(Probably days even)

Monday, September 13, 2010

Dear Reader

Leader of the Labour Party

My votes were as cast

First preference Ed milliband

second preference  David milliband

Third preference  Ed Ballls

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Dear Reader 

I is conflicted as to whom to vote for in the Labour Party Leadership
whether Ed or David gets my first preference vote .

so am asking you for your choice of leader

This is your chance to choose the next U.K Prime-minister
And  the Golden age of a Labour Government
My Ballot will be send in two days time so dont delay.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

What Happened

I  looked at Andy and holding my hands out(imploringly)
asked( questioningly) Andy......

What Happened 

He said

every day i get up i ask myself
the same question........

He had  a good job in the city
working in a corporate solicitors office
one late night he was finishing at ten pm
when and a  Middle class (Tory) English Solictor
asked him to finish some work for him.
Andy said it would of took about three hours .

He told him he was finishing for the night
 the Middle class (Tory) English Solicitor
said he needed the work done ASAP
Andy said it was too late and he was going home

the Middle class (Tory) English Solicitor
said he wanted the work done now
Andy said No!

 the Middle class (Tory) English Solicitor
said he better do it  NOW
Andy said what dont you understand about no?

Gross misconduct dismissal job gone
house gone........

back home with In laws

What Happened

Nationalist experiment is drawing to a close
And, yes, I realise that Alex Salmond hasn’t lost yet, and that the opinion polls are all over the place. But there’s a growing feeling across political Scotland that the Nationalist experiment is drawing to a close

PERCHANCE he for whom this bell tolls may be so ill as that he knows not it tolls for him

The snp and the Nationalists are to be thrown once again into the dustbin of history
Normal decent people of this UNITED KINGDOM rejoice!!

Thursday, September 9, 2010


Chancellor George Osborne says

The "lifestyle choice" of living on benefits will come to an end.

and this is what the Torys will do to the
benefit scrounging bastards

Wednesday, September 1, 2010



Niko meets Prince Charles

In his autobiography, A Journey, Blair recalls how Prince Charles was taken aback after his first meeting with Niko.
"Does he ever do that thing with you?" the prince asked the then-prime minister. "... when he's sitting opposite you, he slides down the seat with his legs apart, his crotch pointing a little menacingly, and balances his teacup and saucer on his 'DICK'. It's very odd. I've never seen someone do that before. What do you think it means?"
Blair replied: "I don't think it means anything, really."
But the prince responded: "Hmm. You don't think it's a sort of gesture or sign of hostility or class enmity or something?"
Blair: "No, I think he just likes drinking his tea that way."